But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
