at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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