Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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