just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
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At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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