i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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