So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Do vagina's smell?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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