its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
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Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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