You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I see more hoeing in ur future
Randomize
