Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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