Michael Bay diarrhea
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
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I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
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Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
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