If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I think my fart just growled at me.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
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I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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