Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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