I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
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There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
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Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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