And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
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I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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