that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
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Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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