i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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