I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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