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I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
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Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
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Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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