are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
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Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
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I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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