Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
where am i from again
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Bring me that man meat
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
