this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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