i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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