yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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