so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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