he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
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Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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