it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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