Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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