Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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