She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
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the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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