You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
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New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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