i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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