do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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