I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
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The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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