Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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