Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
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I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
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Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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