great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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