Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
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He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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