I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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