Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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