I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
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No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
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