That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I'm just crazy horny about you
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
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