Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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