A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I'm just crazy horny about you
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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