Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
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