i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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