Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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