I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I am available for nakedness
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