I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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