No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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