would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
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