This girl is more easily done than said...
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
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I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
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When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
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