My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
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The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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